He Wears the Pants

He’s been harassed by “lady” hens

They’re all tired of sitting in the pens

Had it with laying eggs

“Please chickies, please, just one more time.”

Dear God! This rooster stands and looks sublime.

Then on the morrow, he alters his stance

And says “By God! Since I wear the pants

You’ll sit in the corner and lay lots of eggs

And I’ll please the first one that gets up and begs.

                                    -Jack Palance

Artist: Jack Palance

Media: Oil on Canvas

Dimensions: 24 x 30

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